funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".
Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.
by sweet cordelia brown February 10, 2012
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Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.
"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."
by Lebourgne August 28, 2012
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Irish Funeral

An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.
No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral
by mJohnnys October 24, 2010
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funeral friend

friends that one gets just to be at their funeral
Bob wasn't very well liked but he got mad funeral friends before he died.
by Sánchez February 25, 2005
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funeral for a friend

i saw funeral for a friend at the barfly, it gained me so many scene points.
by colly October 23, 2003
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Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...
by backlashjack January 28, 2011
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Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...
by Fred Christ April 15, 2008
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