Albert/Flamingo

A Roblox youtuber we all enjoy. He got that SWAG Jojo Siwa Merch. Most people who watch him are familiar with EarthWorm Sally. If your not then your a disappoinment Go watch him

"DAMN ALBERT/FLAMINGO IS AWESOME, GO WATCH HIM"

by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020

flaming asshole

Someone who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

John is a flaming asshole for ratting on me to our boss.

by Julius Snow August 8, 2007

Chasing Flamingos

The act of going out with a group of straight guys (usually metrosexuals) in search of a group of homosexual poof's whom you lead on but aren't interested in, it's basically a game to you.

Straka, Baski and I are chasing flamingos Friday night at Rumrunners.

by Remarqable August 14, 2009

flaminger

1. A reference to a tongue twister gone wrong.
2. Noun, a substitute for any cuss word.
3. Chicken fingers dyed pink.

1. 'Four fingers found far from the flamingers'
2. 'Don't be such a flaminger, Lex.'
3. 'Man, this restaurant serves the best flamingers.'

by Sheena23 February 9, 2007

Flaming Banana

You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, bend him over and have sustained, aggressive, unprotected anal sex with him.

Originated in Montréal, Québec.

"Why is Todd curled up in a fetal position, grabbing his groin like that?"

"Last night he had a flaming banana."

"Ooooh. Why did he do that?"

by neuromonkey July 20, 2009

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010