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friendship lemonade

The product of two, generally close friends urinating into, or onto, the same object at the same time.

A ritual often performed as a token of the bond between an intimate friendship, this practice may also, if warranted, be separately utilized to relieve undue tension caused by petty disagreements or minute riffs among such persons.

See related keywords: "playing swords", "tummy sticks"
Since he didn't return any of my calls this weekend, I was miffed. But then I found out he was simply unavoidably busy, so we made some friendship lemonade and put the matter behind us.
by SageWisdom June 2, 2010
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friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015
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friendship account

When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.
Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|
by ticktacktoe September 25, 2017
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friendship knot

There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.

The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,
Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!

Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Lance: Bitch you know it.

Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*
by DocH July 18, 2019
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Friendship Barrier

The invisible barrier that prevents one friend from asking out another friend though they may have feelings for one another.
Erick: Did you hear that Andrew is going to ask Jamie out!

Daniel: It won't happen.

Erick: Why is that?

Daniel: Andrew is going to run into the friendship barrier.
by Cleo West July 31, 2010
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Friendship set on Fire

1. Love
2. Seen on a shirt during the valentines day season
"Love is just friendship set on fire"

"I friendship set on fire you"
by Le putain francais May 24, 2005
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friendship fern

FRIENDSHIP FERN.
a fern you give to a person you consider a friend.
if by chance they decide to...diss, punch, hit, kick, rape, harass, molest, fuck, drown, burn, cheat on, fall in love, ruin photos, become a slut, kill animals, KILL IT, or become sexually active...you have every right to TAKE BACK YOUR FERN.
Oh hey bob, were friends right?
No.
FRIENSHIP = OFF. i want my friendship fern back!
by FINEDONTBEYOURMOM January 14, 2011
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