Frankensteiner

When you lay on your back on the bed and hang your head off the edge. Your women/man then sits naked on your face and pulls your ears.

I was laying on the bed with my head off the edge. She then sits on my face naked and pulls my face into her crotch by my ears and yelled “FRANKENSTEINER”!!!!!!!

by The drone man I6 July 17, 2025

Frankenstein

To take better quality components from outside a piece of media (album jacket/records, dust cover/books) and match with better condition media (record, book, etc). to create an upgraded final version worth keeping.

The cover on that Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon is in great condition. I'll frankenstein the good vinyl of my other copy to make a keeper copy for my collection.

by Concert Buddie March 27, 2025

Frankenstein

An invention, creation, or idea which quickly spins out of control and becomes a disaster.

That new computer program turned into a real Frankenstein.

by geinman June 13, 2013

Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.

My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.

by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017

Frankenstein

Frankenstein is a term synonymous with a really intense masturbation session in which you tense up while stroking it, protrude your bottom lip to create an underbite, while rolling your eyes in the back of your head (your ohh face), looking like Frankenstein.

" Did you do anything cool last night?" "I kept it mellow, I went to the gym, Frankensteined, and went to bed."

"Did you pull any ladies this weekend?" "Nah, I struck out. I hung out with Frankenstein."

by Jono85 March 15, 2013

Frankenstein Zone

A term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the Frankenstein zone" means you are at well above average. (8-10 inches)
The name comes from the Frankenstein monster who is very large compared to a person, and proportionally would have a very large member.
See also the Happy Zone and the Outrageous Zone.

I must say, I didn't think Greg would have a very large penis seeing as he is asian, but I was shocked to find him in the Frankenstein Zone.

by GregiPop April 17, 2011

Frankenstein

To find a solution to a problem that uses very convoluted methods.

The Wi-Fi was bad in our basement, so I set up a high power receiver down there, attached it to a router, then connected my work computer to ethernet through a 100 foot cable. Bit of a Frankenstein, but it works!

by AtomicQ April 11, 2022