San Francisco Gold Rush 

Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.

Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.

After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.

San Francisco Gold Rush by RowdyRoutman October 14, 2016

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

San Francisco Kiss 

The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.

Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.

San Francisco Kiss by WheelChair Dragon June 25, 2016

san francisco lap dance 

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

san francisco lap dance by drizzamed June 23, 2016

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

San Francisco horseshoe by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

san francisco standoff 

When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.

Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.

san francisco standoff by LoveJuice November 4, 2020

pablo francisco 

hillarious comedian who is uber pro with sounds.

*techno beatboxing* what is this s***?!?! this is the devils music, what is this???

pablo francisco by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005