Anal Penetration Formula

The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat

What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter

look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John

by Killerflash25 October 9, 2017

formspring bullying

Formspring is the newest outlet for jr. high/high school cyberbullling on the interwebs. you can post anonymously on anyone's page, thus creating drama when you "forget" to click anonymous. (scenerio A) also a good place for fake people, who have no friends, so they decide to ask themselves questions anonymously to make themselves look good. this also creates drama when some eagle eye calls your bluff. (scenario B)

examples of formspring bullying:
Scenario A:

fs user a: ohmygod i hate u cus ur rly ugly! by anonymous
fs user b: wow okay whatever y dont u tell me who this is?
fs user a: you'll never kno who this is!!! by fsusr12256
fs user b: AHA! you forgot to put anonymous!omg *drama*

Scenario B:

fs user a: *has no friends* OMG what a great idea i just had....*is typing into FS* "you are sooo pretty omg i wanna date yu but im scared to ask" *THINKS she clicks anonymous*
no one will ever know......
fs user b: omg, ok like why did you ask yourself a question? you're such a looooser omg!!! im tellin every1 ur a fake lier!

mature adults: jeez. middle schoolers these days.

by dontgetfeis March 27, 2010

Formslut

1. n. someone who posts slutty or provocative questions on the question answer website, formspring. Usually under the protection of the anonymous question option which hides their username and identity from the person they are asking.

2. n. someone (usually a girl) who floods another person's formspring with compliments because they have a crush or infatuation on the person.

Q: damn baby i'd like to ridee you to the ground
from: anonymous

A: Ugh, these damn formsluts never tell me who they are so i can't actually hit that shit

by marsmanz September 27, 2010

Obsessed Forums Guy

An eternally toggled caps lock isn't and accident - it's a state of mind. it's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how bad they are in asinine forums threads.

Hey Chad, I can't believe this guy. I started a thread about Halo and he replied, "HALO IS SO GAY OMG NOOB".

Well Frank, the interweb is full of people just like that obsessed forums guy. So get used to it.

by Snoozing122 January 15, 2009

Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019

The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020

Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017