faqking

another word for fucking.

but not a verb.

WRONG: Jane faqked Joe.
RIGHT: Dude, you're faqking retarded.

woahh. she just ate 32 faqking hot dogs.

by JennaThePenguin March 2, 2009

Logs/Faskings

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'

I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!

by mace - 51500 (the stale one) February 7, 2009

Funking

Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.

- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane

by matthaisz October 10, 2010

Funking

A synonym for the word "fucking"

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!

by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009

Dakota Fanning

An American actress who has acted in many alright movies with big stars (Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, Robert Deniro). She's often called a great actress, but she's not that hot. She's mainly used for screaming, screaming, screaming and wide, spooky eye shots. Her skills as an actress are mediocre at best, but screaming and having your eyes pop out in the same movie as Cruise or Washington might pay off. Sadly.

In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed.

In Man on Fire, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed. And cried.

In Hide and Seek, Dakota gave her scary O.O stare. And screamed.

by bethuzeluh August 17, 2009

Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.

Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.

by Panda Handz December 13, 2010

Facking

Facking(fak-ing)(Verb)-A verb to describe the action of one person fake hacking usual done to impress friends or women usually done by making a simple html page that looks like a hacked page that you would normally see at a real hacked web site then typing in the website you want "hacked" in the address bar then taking a screen shot and then sending the screen shot to friends

"God,Dave is such a tool,he`s always Facking to impress chicks"

by Joshua Carey May 25, 2008