fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!

by TxA. September 9, 2011

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

fml

1. “f*ck me later,”
Usually used with couples or as a joke.

2. (outdated) “f*ck my life”
Used to depict anger or disappointment

1. “Hey babes, FML”
2. “I hate this fml..”

by uwukittenz13749392 January 2, 2024

FML

It means 'Fuck My Life'... People use it when they have a fucked up life but usually on a social media when texting

Bob: How's your mum, Kasey?
Bill: Dude, that's my sister. And my mom died.
Bob: Ugh, fml.

by j.k.k January 3, 2016

FML

Fml means Fuck my Life.

David broke up with me FML!

by lolwtfmiyah September 22, 2017

FML

Is the abbreviation for “fuck my life”

1st person: did you know that you have a test today
2ns person : fml

by GalaxyThing October 29, 2019

Fml

Fuck me longer

A hooker always wants to fml

by Skeet fuck shit April 14, 2021