fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!

by TxA. September 9, 2011

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

Fml

It simply means "f### my life", and its usually used when someone is frustrated.

Example:
Fml, I can't do ts.

by Nitro8) May 20, 2025

FML

Is the abbreviation for “fuck my life”

1st person: did you know that you have a test today
2ns person : fml

by GalaxyThing October 29, 2019

fml

fml is stands for "fuck my life"
u can use this when u feel like giving up in your life huwheuwhyehw. OH AND WHEN YOUR MOM OPEN YOUR WATTPAD OR SEARCH HISTORY HUH.

"i hate everything, fml"
"DID SHE JUST- oh crap, fml"

by asianlipssucker June 12, 2021

fml

it means fuck my life most the time used when your depressed or just tired of life or in a bad situation

mom: HEY DIDNT I TELL U TO GO LAWN THE YARD AND CLEAN UP

maria: ughhh fml

by iceecreemy March 12, 2021

FML

Stands for F*** my life.

Teacher:You’re getting detention
Me:FML

by Ahadi2011 July 24, 2025