Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 25, 2017
one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.
Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
by Klemintina March 01, 2011
Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 04, 2019
Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe January 28, 2016
Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe January 28, 2016
A person with a sail boat or sailing a boat usually very slowly, often in your way and otherwise causing chaos and mayhem, is often referred to, preferably with great gusto so as to ensure the highly skilled veteran of the sea is aware of your acknowledgement of thier prowess a #@$#@ HAPPY FLAPPER!
by TadigradeInferno March 25, 2024
by Jonniiiii April 24, 2017