michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020

The Gorton's Fisherman

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.

Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

by jackburton38 December 8, 2014

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018

Fair Weather Fisherman

A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.

Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."

by Resper February 10, 2021

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.

" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"

by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022

Internet Fisherman

A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.

Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.

Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

dingleberry fisherman

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met

"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020