festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

farter mc carter

Another word for CEO OF BOMBEN INC.

OMG ITS FARTER MC CARTER!!! HOLY SH##!

by FarterMcCarter May 10, 2020

farter

someone who farts a lot

“Yooo did you see those farters on Wednesday?”
“What’s a farter?”
“Someone who farts a lot! They’re called farters.”

by FARTINGLOUD March 29, 2022

polyester fester

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

by StephD134 September 26, 2007

Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.

I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.

by I D Fine March 29, 2013

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018