failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.
husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.
by wakingpain October 28, 2006
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failure at life

This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.
piggy is a failure at life.
by Don Juan D May 24, 2007
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springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.
somone help a springlock failure is occuring
by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022
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failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back
"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."
by cerilebi January 6, 2010
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Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.
Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!
by MissCin101 December 9, 2011
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Failure Management

Failure management encompasses a comprehensive set of practices aimed at addressing and mitigating issues or faults in systems, products, or processes. It begins with the detection of failures, whether through sensors, monitoring systems, or human observation, followed by a diagnostic phase to understand the underlying causes. Once identified, strategies are deployed to reduce the impact of the failure, which can involve immediate fixes or the implementation of redundancy measures. Furthermore, failure management emphasizes learning from failures to prevent their recurrence through improvements in design, processes, or training. Proper documentation and risk assessment play vital roles in this process, ensuring that organizations can effectively respond to and learn from failures to enhance reliability and safety.
Failure management involves the systematic identification and diagnosis of faults or issues in systems.

It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.

Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.
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