FMP

Fuck me please

Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)

by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011

FMP

Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?

1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."

by bafomit March 9, 2010

FMP

An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.

I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.

by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

fmph

fuckin miles per hour

"Highway 7 isn't that bad this morning, why are we only going 38 fmph? This sucks!

by globalwannabe March 24, 2011

fmpd

Fuck me please daddy

If someone’s secretly horny

Normal convo and then “ fmpd”

by Gdfcfrrdd February 6, 2022

FMPFU

Stands for "from my potentially flawed understanding". The abbreviation is used over the internet when someone wants to quickly explain something offhand from only their prior knowledge of the subject at the time. Hence, usually the explanation is provided without any thorough checks or referencing.

FMPFU is usually used in response to a question, but not limited to this.

1)

Q: How is paint made?
A: FMPFU, Paint is a simply a mixture of resin, some additives, a bit of solvent, and some colored pigment. The colored pigment is usually derived synthetically nowadays.

2)

FMPFU: Stars are simply little holes in the sky, allowing us to breath.

by Lay Person March 4, 2022

FMP

acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;

"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"

by Must Turd May 26, 2015