It must be European

(From the fact that certain appliances from Europe could not work in America)

A phrase uttered when someone or something does something different from normal customs or that it fails to work properly considering it's use.
Jack: Damn, why can't that screw tighten up!?
Reginald: Well, does it seem to be "righty loosey, lefty tighty"?
Jack: Of course, it must be European.
Reginald: I have to go Jack, I have to catch the 3:15 autobus to Bowling Green and help my constable friend to load lifts on a lorry and relax with some Earl Grey and crumpets.
Jack: Right...now YOU must be European
Reginald: No, I said that for the fun of it.
by The Avenue Majestic August 17, 2009
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Eastern European

A person who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancsetory, often known for their good looks and oddly shaped feet that they have.
"Have you seen the new smoking hot Eastern European student in class, shame about her feet"
by Charlie1 December 24, 2012
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European Basketball

A softcore kinky sex game played by young teenagers that involves tossing various candies into other girls' bras and shirts. The girls must try to see how many they can catch in their bras/shirts and both parties must be comfortable with the sexuality involved in this game. Variations are acceptable.
Today, Jamie and Stacy played European Basketball during break.
by Jamie, Stacy, Ray, JL March 03, 2007
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European Gangbang

When the Germans unite with the Russians and fuck the shit out of Poland.

Also used when you get gangbanged in Europe by two strangers.
"Hey man, my daughter just got kidnapped.
She's probably getting European Gangbanged"
by j suus January 10, 2017
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European Standoff

Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.

Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')

See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?

Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
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european teacup

Filling up someone's mouth with pee while their head is titled back then sipping the pee out like their mouth is a teacup.
I gave this girl a european teacup last night. I just ate asparagus so it was a bit funky.
by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015
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european mount

Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."

Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."
by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017
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