Emerald Cove

Emerald Cove Middle school is a school where there’s a lot of fights for no reason a lot of sluts that lose their virginity at 12-14 and suck dick for money like sluts also there’s a lot of fuckboys and faggots that Juul and there’s a lot of homos there and all the teachers there are dicks and they try to get you in trouble for no reason and there is a lot of fags that think there gang members and that’s emerald cove

Hey you saw that fight at emerald cove oh you mean the 100th one this week that’s emerald cove

by I just fingered your mom May 23, 2019

Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

Emerita

The one word that describes the undesribable feeling twoards that special someone you love so much with a passion

Dayuuum this girl got me feeling EMERITA THO!

by iLesm December 17, 2008

Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017

emergency contact

to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.

Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."

Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."

by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008

Emerald Green

Emerald Green is a clear and powerful dark green. Likers of this color usually have the tendency to be very beautiful, exeptional liars, get attatched to people very easily, and once they love - they always love.

Guy : Here, Baby, I got you an emerald green ring!

Girl: Oh Ma Gosh! It's wonderful.

by MrMisterMan_Senior March 22, 2009

pants emergency

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

by Suzan Ponte Crowell November 25, 2003