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Eddie is a gay ass nigga that sucks dick on the whole and sniffs crack in the corner his toes looks like bakeon bites and hes ugly
Eddie is gay add🍆
Eddie by Godfortnite May 7, 2019
Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.

Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.
Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?

Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!
Eddie by U-Know-It's-Tru May 28, 2019
One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up
Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up
Eddie by One who is locked up July 31, 2019
A person who made his best friend cry for 2 hours and still hasn’t apologised
Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen

You in months

Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)
Eddie by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019
There’s eddie over there, looking for a boyfriend.
eddie by The best around6969 November 25, 2019
stupid; likes to watch porn; ugly; also called '' Gaylo"
Eddie by an eddie November 27, 2019