Evangalene 

She is the hottest thing alive. Every boy all for her in a second. She is so beautiful that it is blinding and if you ever meet a girl name Evangalene you should be happy because she is the greatest thing alive.

Damn did you see Evangalene she was looking fly as fuck

Evangalene by Anna beauty April 10, 2019

evangelline 

Evangelline, is a beautiful girl who is loved by lots. She goes through alot though behind her smile are a million tears. She has many struggles and goes through a lot, If your friends with an Evangelline keep her close because she will always be there for you, she helps others more than herself. You are very lucky if you have an Evangelline in your life.

There's Evangelline i hope she knows how special she is.

evangelline by Evangelline April 17, 2017

evangelistic 

To speak in a preacher tone of voice with pauses and enunciations to capture the interest of an audience.

Not to be confused with a developmental delay in speech, Dave Matthews has an evangelistic way of speaking that is both intriguing and captivating.

evangelistic by sunidei January 11, 2011

toxic evangelism 

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.

Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."

toxic evangelism by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010

evangelical 

christians who like to argue and force their ideas of religion on others. sometimes resulting in violence and always voice raising.

Dude, that chick is so fucking evangelical!

evangelical by alisse March 29, 2004

Evangelical 

Describes Christians who try to uphold the tenants of the Protestant Reformation, but without all that courage, conviction, and critical-thinking baggage that got their 16th and 17th century forefathers burned at the stake. Also known as "Evan-jelly-fish" due to apparent lack of brain and spine.

"Unless I am convinced by Scripture and by plain Reason, and not by Popes and Councils, who have so often contradicted themselves. My conscience is captive to the Word of God. To go against conscience is neither right nor safe. I cannot and I will not recant. Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me."
-Reformer Martin Luther in his trial at the Imperial Diet of Worms.

"You know what, the thing that breaks my heart is that there's no way I can answer it without hurting someone on either side."
-Famous Evangelical Pastor Brian McLaren, when asked about his position on homosexual marriage.

Evangelical by Richard Ramsey November 7, 2006

evengeline 

A Evengeline; The most amazing girl you will ever meet, She will pick you up when you are down even in the hardest moments. Evengeline is probably the best person to go to for advise of any kind , Evengeline is the smartest persom you will know she is a very intelegent girl. When she tells you she loves you she means it, she will be the funniest person you will know. Omg shes just perfect in anyway shes smart, pretty, talented, the best , i could go on for hours , shes the bestest friend shes a very special person in your life. Shes the first person you think about when you make plans. Shes the first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will call her up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad she will try their hardest to cheer you up. She give the best hugs in the world! Evengeline is the shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. In most cases eve would take a bullet for you,cuz she just is the best person in the whole entire world , how could you not love Evengline , if you are an eves bes friend your pretty special also eve is very weird haha! Evengeline is a Savage!!! She will always be a logangster (because jakepaulers suck butthole)!! Your so lucky Evengeline is in your life if she is!

Evengeline; I'm a savage so when I smash its ultimate!! (Logang will get).

evengeline by Jennifer Paul May 27, 2017