A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
Get the Double Deckermug. A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
Get the Upper-decker Double Blumpkinmug. When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.
by If your sugar daddy was a Chri February 4, 2019
Get the Double Decker Do Yamug. by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011
Get the Double Deckermug. by Zddal November 21, 2025
Get the Double decker titty sandwichmug. The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
Get the Galveston Double Deckermug. My boyfriend Alec and I had to do an Ohio Double Decker in our apartment. It was the closest we've ever been
by Grandmista September 21, 2022
Get the Ohio Double Deckermug.