DON'T TASE ME BRO

Jackass. Tase his ass.

DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*

by asfdgssf October 5, 2007

Don't Tas Me Bro!

A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)

"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."

by Christie Malre October 8, 2007

y'all don't know me

You aint no friend of me.

"I know you from somewhere." "You aint no friend of me."

by Quannesha October 21, 2003

don't taze me bro.

What you say to the police when they are on a power trip and are using excessive force on you.

As UPD was brutally attacking him, Andrew asked "Don't taze me bro."

by RobyG October 3, 2007

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.

Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"

Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"

by sarcastica717 October 27, 2008

don't ask me the color of anything

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

by hardal June 18, 2022

Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

by Bif Loman January 8, 2008