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homosexual

A male who is attracted to a male, or a female who is attracted to a female. Some people believe that people are born that way, and some people believe that homosexuals choose to be what they are. There is nothing wrong with them as a person, they are humans just like we are, they just have a different preference than you. If all the morons who think that they're "socially adept" by walking around and screaming in everyone's face that "God hates all homosexuals" and "If you're a homosexual you can burn in hell", homosexuals would be accepted more in soceity.
Besides, the whole main idea of Christianity is to have faith, but also to love and accept all people, regardless of their "statistics". However, the meaning of the religion is completely contradicted because they believe that apparently homosexuality is unacceptable and that marriage is only for reproduction.
They, in no way, hinder the growth of children and population, as most of them adopt children which don't grow up to be homosexuals unless they originally had the gene. A person cannot intentionally "make" another person homosexual, they are born with it and they did not choose to be it.
They didn't choose to have to reveal it to the world and then to have 800 people on their backs telling them that they're faggots and will burn in hell.
Oops, that's a sin, Christians. Insulting and hurting others.
"I hate all homosexuals because Father Brad told me to."
"I'm homosexual- and I don't care who knows it."
by Moonlight Shadow October 2, 2005
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Leighton homosexual

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.
"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
by hochullain April 21, 2010
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jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.
by jdot May 19, 2006
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homosexual chocolate

A large homosexual black man who is prone to promiscuity and buggery. Usually is very much desired by the gay community for his charm and raw sexuality.
That fat man is definitely homosexual chocolate, look at how they all flock towards him.
by Dr. Fizgig June 5, 2015
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morbidly homosexual

Something that is so extremely gay it causes death.
dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"

girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"
by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009
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Dinosexual

According to the Pterodactyl Porn video, available on www.collegehumor.com, someone that likes to have sexual intercourse with dinosaurs.

Dinosexual people often enjoy the presence of reptiles or other marine creatures unknown to most of the normal people.

Dinosexual people may often be recognized by the presence of crocodile boots and other reptile accessories worn directly on their skin.
Page: Jen is dinosexual.
P-L : No way, how come?
Page: She agreed to be fucked by a stegosaurus rex
P-L: Oh really?
Page: Ya really!
P-L: No way!! That girl is so dinosexual!
by Adam Page November 5, 2008
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homosexual

A person who seeks a relationship with the same gender. Many people are disgusted by it for the following reasons, all of which are incredibly stupid:

It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.

It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.

Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.

Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
Don't like homosexual marriage? DON'T MARRY ONE.
by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 22, 2008
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