Doinky Doink

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously

You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink

by I am guacamole December 21, 2018

Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

by Dougtherug October 9, 2019

Fat Doinks

Usally pertaining to fat cocks but sometimes means idiot

Nigga i be smoking them Fat doinks

by Jikka September 13, 2017

Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

big ol doink

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country

Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang

by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018

fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

oink in my doink

A phrase used by females who want niggas to nut in their pussy

Her : Oink in my doink daddy
Him : Ok

by Kaylaafool May 29, 2019