A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.
by FireSpring August 8, 2020

by TheInfoBringer February 23, 2019

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
Duck paul just punched me in the face
Duck paul just punched me in the face
by Sqag June 30, 2014

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.
He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.
He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.
“Have you guys heard this song?”
“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”
“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”
by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick
by nonameblank December 12, 2019

by MELWISDOM November 23, 2017
