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diaretes

Some food that is so fattening and disgusting (by moral standards) that it gives you diabetes and diarrhea at the same time.
heavily fried foods such as ones you'd find at the infamous Heart Attack Grill is Las Vegas, multiple portions of Outback's Bloomin' Onion, etc. will give you diaretes
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diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.
"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."
by shoujoboy February 28, 2013
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diaraye

A best friend anyone will every have. They’ll be there for you through right and rain and they’re allways supportive! 10000/10 recommendations to anyone feeling down.
Diaraye is amazing.
by THE BEST BITCH ME September 2, 2021
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Implosive Diarrhea

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 15, 2015
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Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!
by Al Berich October 21, 2018
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video diaries

one direction did these for the X-factor and continued doing them after. most of Louis Tomlinson’s iconic catch phrases were made in these such as no! jimmy protested
Directioner: have you ever seen the boys’ video diaries
Random Person: no what are they about?
Directioner: Louis is so funny he always yells at the boys!
by Mymom247 March 15, 2021
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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
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