A dick that is malformed or incorrectly functions during intercourse
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"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
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by Powderkegg October 10, 2008
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dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
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