You invite Owen Lovejoy's mother over to your house and fuck the living shit out of her in front of him
by Anonymous6482929 May 13, 2024
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019
by $$MillionairetwoBillionaire$$ January 15, 2025
A very nice, traumatized girl with good hair, hot nails, and a hot face. She sings CPR to her bf all of the time
by HotBikerDudeNamedDude January 18, 2022
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