dp

Dave Perez, of Perez Perspective, known for holding off on Foley, telling their story and setting up a green screen that could take you to the moon. He left us not too long ago but we hold tight to his memory by only eating unintelligent animals, rating the parking jobs and avoiding carcinogens like pizza and hot coffee.

Should I eat this lamb chop?

No man, DP said he met a lamb once and it was one of the smartest creatures he's ever encountered.

Oh shit! How about turkey?

Turkeys are dumb af. Down the hatch it goes!

by JaxTes April 11, 2019

Dp

A abbreviation for dick pic.

Girl-“ hey babe can I have a dp?” Guy- “hell yeah”

by Duces bitch55 December 11, 2017

DP

The abbreviation the worlds greatest food - Dill pickle.

What food takes you to flavourtown?

A DP of course!

by Dill Clinton March 16, 2019

DP

Double post.

by EJL November 3, 2003

DPS

Detroit Public Schools

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.

by Linux System Message November 24, 2004

DP

The name for any type of person who showers once a year (if that), rapes his girlfriend, sells drugs, gets home schooled because it's cool, chiefs your own weed, and tries to hit on freshman girls in high school. A general all around scumbag if you will. It can be one or all of these traits, or any combination of two or more.

Wow dude, way to be a fucking DP.

by everyoneagrees June 17, 2010

DPS

drunk person shlepper

David is the DPS for the night

by Ilayna October 26, 2010