Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink
Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”
by Dougtherug October 9, 2019
mugGet the Doink and boinkmug.

Doinky Doink

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously
You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink
by I am guacamole December 21, 2018
mugGet the Doinky Doinkmug.

Fat Doinks

Usally pertaining to fat cocks but sometimes means idiot
Nigga i be smoking them Fat doinks
by Jikka September 13, 2017
mugGet the Fat Doinksmug.

Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021
mugGet the Big Jebediah Doinksmug.

big ol doink

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country
Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang
by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018
mugGet the big ol doinkmug.

fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts
Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.
by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017
mugGet the fat amish doinksmug.

oink in my doink

A phrase used by females who want niggas to nut in their pussy
Her : Oink in my doink daddy
Him : Ok
by Kaylaafool May 29, 2019
mugGet the oink in my doinkmug.

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