Comeback day

The day you come back to a game (usually gacha) to lots of rewards for being inactive

Person 1: Bro why haven’t you been online on Super Cool Game for 3 weeks?
Person 2: I’m waiting for my comeback day.

by Kid Spider November 26, 2020

Hindsight Comeback

That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).

Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."

by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025

Comeback Gene

A phrase depicting a person who's ability to comeback from a major setback.

Person 1: Wow you were at your last stock at 60% and you reverse 3 stocked your opponent twice winning the set

Person 2: what can I say, I have the comeback gene.

by Zaytor June 29, 2021

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

White boy comebacks.

Comebacks that every white boy uses.

"BRO WHO EVEN ARE YOU?" - Edgar Algeria
"That was such a white boy comeback."
"He's the king of White boy comebacks. bro."
White boy comebacks. are unfunny comebacks in an argument.

by Yurrruie October 5, 2022