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man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.
"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"
by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023
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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
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Mans not cold

The winter version of mans not hot
Going outside in underwear in winter, when it's freezing cold.
Dave: Jeez man! Are you crazy? It's like -20 degrees!
Tom: Mans not cold!
Dave: Dumbass!
by BigBoss420 December 25, 2017
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McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.
Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”
by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021
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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
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Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
by BrosephJr August 21, 2018
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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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