Clarinet

The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.

"Hey, lets go kill a clarinet."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

Clarinet bimbo

One who plays a clarinet whilst acting as a bimbo, unfortunately once a clarinet bimbo always a clarinet bimbo.

Edna why are you such a clarinet bimbo

by Wut28 August 2, 2017

Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019

octocontrabass clarinet

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.

Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!

by Instrument definer June 11, 2021

Clarineting

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108

"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting

by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang

Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St

by LachyB September 24, 2023