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churning the butter

to masterbate in a sense by rotating your dick counter clockwise in the manner somone would when curning butter, while at the same time singing, "churrrnin the butter"
later guys im gonna go churn the butter
by george March 25, 2004
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Churping-chicks

The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.
"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"
by Samuvel January 17, 2009
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churding

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.
Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.
by DewMe December 4, 2004
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Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.
Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease
by -you know this August 23, 2011
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Chuffing

"She was chuffing me off last night and my mum walked in!"
by gaydar2010 February 21, 2010
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Churning The Butter

When your slowly twisting the dildo inside of you,hitting the spots of your cervix unattainable from an old fashioned in and out.It feels so good,You wont hurt so much afterwards.
Girl:Whoo grandma I was churning the butter all night long.
Grandmother:I use to churn butter back in my day.Is that what you did?
Girl:No I'm talking about something totally different granny*Smirk*
Grandmother:I'll never understand you kids in this day and age
by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2015
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churning

puking all over someone's dick and blowing them
aha! that gertruud gave me a good old churning in Hamburg yesterday!
by dunccuminmymouth May 15, 2003
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