the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.
by ure girlfrind May 16, 2018
Get the Christophermug. A guy who can be an ass hole at moments. Can be the love of your life or your worst enemy. He can make you smile or make you want to punch him in the face. He's very cute and hot to some people but others find him very unattractive. He can be very sensitive on the inside if you know him really well and he gives you a chance to let you know him that way and other will be suprised when you say that he cries or has any emotions other than goofing around or always being sarcastic and happy. Very few are lucky to get a Christopher and if you do love him and never let him go.
Sofia: I was with Christopher last night and he totally changed my life.
Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.
Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.
by Strawberry vodka June 12, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Chris is a very nice and loyal man, chris also has a huge cock. He makes a lot of people laugh and has a very style. Chris is very fun to hang around
by BIGCOCKCHRIS August 1, 2017
Get the Christophermug. a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
Christopher
by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
Get the Christophermug. The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
Get the Christophermug. by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode
by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020
Get the Christophermug.