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Christopher

the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.
"Wow! Look at Christopher's girlfriend"
by ure girlfrind May 16, 2018
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A guy who can be an ass hole at moments. Can be the love of your life or your worst enemy. He can make you smile or make you want to punch him in the face. He's very cute and hot to some people but others find him very unattractive. He can be very sensitive on the inside if you know him really well and he gives you a chance to let you know him that way and other will be suprised when you say that he cries or has any emotions other than goofing around or always being sarcastic and happy. Very few are lucky to get a Christopher and if you do love him and never let him go.
Sofia: I was with Christopher last night and he totally changed my life.

Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.
by Strawberry vodka June 12, 2019
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Yo’ dog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!
by Mutherfuckir November 16, 2017
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a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
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by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
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Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people
Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome
by Book lover 0422 July 18, 2017
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A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood
That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know
by Gvbmihgg December 30, 2018
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A shy kind of guy who has certain people he cares about the most he's a loving person who will fall in love at a young age with a he/she it depends
Omg stop Christopher
by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018
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