An obese and unfit male who resorts to gay prostitution to pay for necessities and pleasurable items.
"Daren never leaves home and he never works, hes such a chonke"
by Blazeitmaster69 August 20, 2020
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You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.
That boi is kinda chonke ngl
by Nicholas Dwyer December 7, 2021
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you're double chonked up on a tuesday
you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
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A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

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Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.
1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.
by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023
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A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic
CHONK MAN is my sempaii
by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021
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Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.
by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022
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Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his or her own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.
by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022
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