chicken my rooster

To give a hand job because when translated into french, it is "Poule mon Cock".

Why don't you chicken my rooster?

by Michael McDougall December 6, 2007

Chicken Watty

Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.

Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!

by 26foghat July 22, 2009

chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.

"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.

by the j-dot November 18, 2011

Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin

Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok

by Spuntricky April 13, 2015

Chicken on a spit

An Eiffel Tower with a female midget where she can spin as you wish.

‘Yesterday we got a midget prostitute and we made a chicken on a spit with her!’

by Vicia5 April 28, 2019

Chicken stock

Widely used as an alternative to MSG, but most of chicken stocks contain MSG.

What's the point of using chicken stock if you really dislike MSG? Both of them are actually same!

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011