chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
by Kool aid April 05, 2005
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fuck the cheesecake

To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.
"Fuck you, fuck this shit, fuck the cheesecake!"
by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006
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fried cheesecake

this fried cheesecake is amazing!!
by joselyn woods June 19, 2008
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Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
by Phish September 02, 2003
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Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.
Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.
by Patrick N May 25, 2006
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Bloody Cheesecake

The act of ejaculating on the face of the individual you are having sex with, then proceding to punch them in the face, giving them a bloody nose.
I gave that chick a bloody cheese cake last night, she didn't stick around long after that.
by huzzah October 28, 2004
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Hairy cheesecake

A hairy post-sex vagina filled to the brim with semen.
by skudoo April 13, 2010
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