people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
