(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
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Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
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Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
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There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
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