calculator quality

grainy, low quality image, pixelated

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!

by jus10k June 14, 2016

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

over-calculating

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos

I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021

Calculator

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

by shay_girlz July 18, 2022

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021