Canada

CANADA IS...
The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)

Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D

Canada by *Polar Bear* September 9, 2008

canada

peter griffin's least favoraite country

canada sucks!the more you know.

canada by futuramafan February 8, 2008

Canada

A place where books cost about $3 to $4 more than in the United States.

Steve: I'm gonna buy books in America and sell them in Canada and make a profit!

Sam & Brian: Canadian dollars are (usually) worth less than US Dollars fucktard so it won't matter!

Canada by JackHole5000 October 4, 2008

Canada

Canada is the best country in the world. The only people that don't like it are people who know its too good for them. Ever noticed how just about every country in the world hates America, but NOT Canada? Why is that? Hmmmm....We're not rednecks, hicks, and we don't suck balls!

America Sux, CANADA ROC....By the way, whatever the person after me says IS NOT TRue, he's just pissed off he doesn't live there.

Canada by Proud To Be A Canadian May 3, 2005

canada

The land of the worlds most well trained millitary, although small better trained. more kills done in afganistan by canadian snipers than the americans combined.

hey did you see that guy from canada shoot the afgani in the head from 1000 meters?? yah it was quite a shot

canada by [e-mail] May 12, 2006

Canada

A Extremely large country with 3 people every sq. KM. Main cities inclue: Ottawa, toronto, Halifax, vancouver and quebec, we are a bilingual nation, French and English, we are generall y well educated, and we beleive in peace keeping and beer. Our beer has a higher alcohol percentage than others. Our winters can be cold (-30 to -40 C). But our summers can get extremely hot as well, with temperatures of 40 celcius, witch is freaking hot, we also have alot of fresh water, and we have a low crime rate. Our military is actually Very highly trained, and our weapons (C7 and C8s) are more reliable then the American M16 and M4s our average army soldiers are trained as well as american SF soldiers.

Mmm... poutine, Mmm... poontang. welcome to Canada

Canada by Mack!!__!! August 30, 2006

Canada

1. That place up north
2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C.
3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh?
4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live.
5. A hockey loving nation.
6. A place where we use manners more often.
7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US.
8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all
9. The best country ever.

Joe: Where do you live Stan?
Stan: Canada!!
Joe: Eh?!
Stan: Yeah, yeah (eye roll)

Canada by that's good October 20, 2009