Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you

fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

tournament crouch

The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table

Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please

by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.

Run away!!!!!!!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 25, 2004

Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.

“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!

by CountSwagula July 16, 2024