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Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.
Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.
by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010
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Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.
Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!
by Spooderdude July 28, 2014
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Toe claw

To use ones over-grown snaggle toe nails as weapons, or threaten to use them as a means to inflict pain upon another.
"Did you see the lacerations on his legs and arms?"
"Yeah man, she toe clawed him bad...real bad! She needs a pedicure"
by Brunette.capricorn June 22, 2016
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Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018
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raptors claw

Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you
I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts
by shovel breaker May 27, 2019
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White claw lesbian

The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.
Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians
by Kindergore April 14, 2021
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jessica._.clawthorne

a super cool tiktoker who posts a lot of anphiba and toh content
person a : did you know that jessica._.clawthorne uses all pronouns?
person b: yes i knew i am glad you know as well
by coolasavintagecassette July 8, 2021
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