octocontrabass clarinet

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.

Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!

by Instrument definer June 11, 2021

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Ass Clarinet

The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.

As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.

by WDM50266 May 24, 2023

Clarinet

either your dogshit at it or your amazing

i am dogshit at playing clarinet

by krillabis April 4, 2025

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024