Clarinet

The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.

"Hey, lets go kill a clarinet."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Clarineting

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108

"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting

by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

clarinet

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

by paztels April 17, 2023

Clarinet bimbo

One who plays a clarinet whilst acting as a bimbo, unfortunately once a clarinet bimbo always a clarinet bimbo.

Edna why are you such a clarinet bimbo

by Wut28 August 2, 2017

Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019