christian

he is sexy as fuck and has a bit dick in his pants
christian: Baby im trinna fuck😏
The girl: Ok daddy😫
by llcd October 27, 2019
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Christian

A person who hates everyone and everything in the world. the only thing he loves is his PS3 and overwatch. Usually tall with brown hair. Has a group of five friends that he swears he likes but he hates them too. Christian will always make you laugh but make you cry too. This bitch will always get on your nerves. Overly obsessive about hygiene. Owns like every cleanser and face mask ever.
Her: Hi Christian can we talk its important?
Christian: no I'm playing overwatch with my uncle
by Gabushi April 18, 2018
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Christian

Total fuck boy. Gw all my girls. And just snatches up my hoes
Christian steals my hoes
by Samblack123 October 17, 2019
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christian

christian is a loud, hyperactive crackhead.
“why is that kid so loud, hyperactive, and a crackhead

“here at cfla, we just call him christian.”
by cflacrackhead February 7, 2020
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Christian

A very nice and kind guy :), he’s funny and has a great, contagious smile. He seems to think very lowly of himself, but in reality, he’s awesome and has really great things ahead of him. He says he has a dark soul, but in reality his soul shines so bright, like a diamond. He is a very bad texter, but in real life it is very easy to talk to. Christian is a very comforting person, and he will be there for his friends when they need it.
Christian is not Christian.
by jesse.x0 November 29, 2019
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Christian

A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
by Kend0 June 8, 2010
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Christian

Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 30, 2007
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