Chris

A asshole who can be completely amazing and a prick at the same time and you still can
t stop loving him.

OMG!!! Chris is such a prick!!!!!!!
Then dump him??
I can't I love him 2 much
.....w/e

by Cookiemee January 25, 2009

Chris

The love of my life. i met him and fell totally in love. He means so much to me and i want to spend forever in his arms. Quite a nerd and pisses everyone exept me off constently. but i loves him

Shyla:jessi your boyfriend is mean to me
Jessi: yah he's such a chris

by LittleOneJessi December 23, 2008

Chris

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Chris.

by Unknown...... December 9, 2007

chris

a man who is totally do-able!

christy: woah did you see that guy tonight?
phoebe: yeah he's such a chris! what a root...

by c.a.s.p.er February 1, 2008

Chris

Very shy in groups but fun when you get to know them. chris's enjoy staying up all night talking about nonsense just to see how school is the next day. These select people are ridonkulously good at guitar hero but isnt very good at online mancala, have crazy curly hair that the rest of the world is jelous of.

chris totally killed at guitar hero

by trecoollvr February 13, 2009

Chris

A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.

Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.

by Jobelle January 11, 2008

Chris

The most amazing, beautiful, guy in the world.
He has incredible eyes, a smile that makes you weak in the knees, and a body like woaaaah.

He also is always with this girl who's really ugly and bitchy who is just terrible. She thinks she's all that but in reality she's not.

But he is loved by a girl who is willing to accept his flaws, and is willing to wait for him to ditch the other girl, so ladies, stay away from this one! XD

He's such a Chris, he can't stick with one girl for long... I hope I'm next!

Why can't there be more Chris's in the world?

by lonelymusicalhippiesoulchild June 28, 2010