When you walk yo high ass into mcdonalds and take a peek at that menu like 'lemme get a muhfuckin uhhh' and you glance at them beautiful ass chicken nuggets and you stop. you stare, you envy. so you retrieve those nuggets. you gain so much nuggetry that it sends you into cardiac arrest.
A chicken nugget is beautiful, lovable, and kind. Unlike the potatoes, who are loveable, pretty and... well, just that. Chicken nuggets have different colors. A blue chicken nugget is sweet, silly, spoiled, and kinda smart. A green chicken nugget is much like a potato. A yellow chicken nugget is weird and silly but can be very nice. The yellow chicken nugget and blue chicken nugget are very close. The orange chicken nugget is just a normal lil dude. Red is a mad dude. If you eat them, they will scream.
On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?