by Faysan Akmed December 23, 2019
Get the Chmug. Stands for Can't Hear Shit or Can't Hear Shit Syndrome. Affects approximately 56% of the US population, primarily all the lazy fucks out there who couldn't give two shits. Also commonly used as an excuse to cover up the fact that your really just A self-absorbed cock waffle who'd rather be anywhere but here.
Person 1: My dog just got hit by a semi...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?
Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?
Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍
by Camleigha21 September 20, 2020
Get the CHSmug. I'm so LUCKY the mystical creatures came to my rescue when CH threatened me. He so shady, but karma just paid back a big sting.
by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018
Get the CHmug. Core Humanitarian Standard on Quality and Accountability, a document that provides standards for humanitarian and development workers, and is used to measure and improve the quality and effectiveness of the assistance given to people needing the assistance.
When they got the call about whether waterboarding met CHS standards they thought he was kidding.
Then when they asked about what the standards were for how many kids are allowed per cage they got a little alarmed.
Then when they asked about what the standards were for how many kids are allowed per cage they got a little alarmed.
by mlhiss December 11, 2019
Get the CHSmug. That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020
Get the Purple b**chmug. A member of the house full of teens from ages 13-16 (2018). The house has a mini series on YouTube that is free for anyone to watch. It shows how things are as a teenager and the drama and trouble they get themselves into. But by the end of the day those teenagers will realize the importance of friendship and family. This specific member resembles courage, support, and intelligence in the house. His personality keeps the house safe at all times and is the only “normal” member at the moment. Kyle’s talents are reading words backwards and baseball. His go to person in the house is his roommates Trey CH and Brennan CH , they could always get along. His also go to person is his current girlfriend Genevieve who he met in art class. All in all, Kyle Holmes is a doppelgänger of famous Stranger Things cast member, Noah Schnapp, people have had trouble finding the difference between these two.
by unknown CH May 29, 2018
Get the Kyle CHmug. This is an acronym for Carl Herman & Leopold Preben for life, the two coolest people in the West side of Oslo. Also Kristin and Helenas drag names and alternative personnas. Used in an awesome context, particularily if you are a Boss
Kristin & Helena in their alternative personnas having a no-homo love moment"Bro youre the best. CH&LP4lyfe"
by Leopold Preben March 15, 2017
Get the CH&LP4lyfemug.