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glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles".
Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off good so we're going on a date to White Castle.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded?
by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025
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Bungle your boose

When the situation arises that a fiending boose bungunler in is search of its next fix of the nic and asks, "hey, can I bungle your boose?"
Hey, can I bungle your boose ?
by The crop bois April 14, 2022
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Bungle

by Mr. Thangs and Stuff March 26, 2024
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toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end
I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
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Bulgarian Bungle Bridger

The Bulgarian Bungle Bridger, also known as the Harut Hickelis the sexual act of using anal beads as a whip, and whipping your partner to death whilst masturbating. Then, the performer of said act ejaculates into the eyes of said victim. After which, the performer decapitates the victim, and cuts open the victims stomach, placing the victims severed head inside the stomach.
He was arrested for committing multiple acts of the Bulgarian Bungle Bridger on Men
by Allofthemaretobekilled January 4, 2025
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Bungling

Can appear in the form of a noun, adjective, or verb.
Noun
1. A bungling (pl. bunglings) is a person that is usually found unconsciously acting in a strange way. A bungling is often dumb, however they don't necessarily have to be. A bungling can be a smart person, as long as they don't realize that the actions they're taking are perceived as odd or unnatural by societal norms.
Verb:
1. Unconciously acting in a strange way
2. A secretive way to reffer to sexual acts
All Kyles are bunglings
They just ate an entire fire truck and walked off like it was just a regular breakfast! I've never seen this type of bungling before.

She bungled my dingle till it tingled
by mr.barfield May 22, 2024
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Bungles Finger

Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.
"All hail Bungles Finger, the one true God!" chanted Charlie and Will,
by shoethousond June 4, 2022
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