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Mad Max Bullshit

Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.

In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .

The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .
Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord

" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."
by Trash cat June 2, 2017
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Bullshitting

When you talk like you know everything and anything, been everywhere and done everything but have not done fucking shit your whole life. When you talk about things to people and you think that they believe every fucking word you say, yet they are silently trying to figure out a polite way to get the fuck away from you because they don't believe a fucking word of your bullshit story!
Mike is bullshitting about winning at the casino again!
by pinnnochio May 7, 2015
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FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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Bullshitting

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.
Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night

You - “Quit bullshitting”
by Wydt June 23, 2018
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Bullshitt

Foolish. Deceitful. Nonsense. Lies.
Basically something that is WORTHLESS...
1. What she told me was a bunch of BULLSHIT (nothing but lies and nonsense).

2. WILLY is BULLSHITT. =)
by BLDH July 7, 2006
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Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.
I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).
by Facher October 9, 2007
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bullshited

(v.) The act of handing in improvised work that you probably did the night before.

(n.) BS is improvised work with which the writer has no care for.
(v.) Yeah... I bullshited that essay, who cares if I fail.

(n.) This work is absolute BS, did you even care?!
by Ambassador Salazar June 27, 2008
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