by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Bristol, briStol, bristoLmug. 
Amazing. Likes to try out different religions. Shy. Has a fat cow as a brother named Hunter. Loves to dye her hair.
by MaileyKelly June 8, 2018
Get the Bristolmug. When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
Get the The BRISTOL factormug. Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020
Get the Bristolmug. There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017
Get the Man from Bristolmug. Bristol is a steal your girl type of guy who is most likely tall,strong,cute,and smart.Bristol's most of the time play football and box.If you happen to find a Bristol in your life you should try to make friends he might seem shy at first but is a funny guy after all.
by hit_or_miss_27 May 5, 2019
Get the bristolmug.